MONOLOGUE:THE BACHELOR’S SOLILOQUY by Anonymous (male, classic, comedy)
BACHELOR: To wed, or not to wed;–that is the question:
Whether ’tis nobler in a man to suffer
The slings and sorrows of that blind young archer;
Or fly to arms against a host of troubles,
And at the altar end them. To woo–to wed–
No more; and by this step to say we end
The heartache, and the thousand hopes [...]

Cast: Tony Curtis, Jerry Lewis, Thelma Ritter